Pick-up lines

I wanted to blog about this “topic” before but only had examples that every girl heard at least three times in her life, “Are you wearing contacts? Or are your eyes that blue/green/hazel?” Yeah, man! Good one, very creative. I’ve talked about this with a good friend of mine (who already occurred several times in this particular blog) and he told me about a book that teaches guys how and more importantly which pick-up line to use. One of his examples were to go up to a girl and ask what kind of gift he should buy for his gay friend. Depending on the situation it could work with me but in general that’s not very  new. When I was living in the US one guy came up to some friends and me in a bar and asked us: “From your point of view girls, which movie is better The Little Mermaid or The Lion King?” I think that was creative! He waited for our answers, most of my friends thought he was a tool by asking that, but more surprisingly he just said “well, girls we’ll see each other later” and left.

A few weeks ago a guy that I was talking to in a club all of a sudden said, “Sorry, I didn’t listen to anything that you said. I kept starring at your lips. They are like of a doll.”

Next week I was talking to the exact same guy (yes, the same guy. I don’t know why. One explanation could be my rather high blood alcohol level!) He was fairly drunk, as well, and suddenly he leans in and kisses me on my neck. I think I did not realize that first, but then he said: “You taste even better than you smell.”

PAUSE.

“Like a really good steak!”

I LAUGHED. SO. BADLY. I can’t remember if it was at him or about him but I couldn’t stop. Then he said “Wait, are you a vegetarian?” I wasn’t even thinking about it at this moment but, “Yes, I am.” And I kept laughing. Therefor I have to crown him “King of the most fucked-up pick-up lines!” You can make up on your own weather “fucked-up” is a bad or a good thing.